the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
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I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
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Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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