hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
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He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
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I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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