we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
