Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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