she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Randomize
