Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
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trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
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I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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