He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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