My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
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repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
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If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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