Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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