felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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