Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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