i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
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I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
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I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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