everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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