Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
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My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
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all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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