His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
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I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
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I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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