Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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