somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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