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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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