i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
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I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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