haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
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we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
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this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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