On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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