Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
If I die, sorry about rent.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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