i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
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