My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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