Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I want to have your abortion
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
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She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
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Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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