I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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