ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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