i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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