We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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