I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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