This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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