From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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