I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
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It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
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I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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