Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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