ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
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I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
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I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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