How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
