so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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