Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
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I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
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