Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
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