So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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