it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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