Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
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we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
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He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
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