dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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