Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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