yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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