You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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