I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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