he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
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I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
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It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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