So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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