You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
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Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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