Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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