This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
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I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
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I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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