Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
