have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
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I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
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You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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