I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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